PFI’s Twelve Days of Christmas


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PFI’s Twelve Days of Christmas

Caution: this song contains stretched vowels and half rhymes – enjoy!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Joseph Pilates.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six loaded squats, five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven healthy spines, six loaded squats, five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eight booties poppin’, seven healthy spines, six loaded squats, five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine magic circles, eight booties poppin’, seven heathy spines, six loaded squats, five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: ten ladies leaping, nine magic circles, eight booties poppin’, seven healthy spines, six loaded squats, five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eleven sweaty Barre babes, ten ladies leaping, nine magic circles, eight booties poppin’, seven healthy spines, six loaded squats, five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: twelve rolling balls, eleven sweaty Barre babes, ten ladies leaping, nine magic circles, eight booties poppin’, seven healthy spines, six loaded squats, five smiling teasers, four sets of hundreds, three reformers gliding, two thighs a-burning, and Joseph Pilates.

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